Angry Zombies

Me: I need an illustration of someone who is angry.

Stockhouse: Here is a father whipping his kid.

Me: What?!?

Stockhouse: Here are some zombies.

Me: Just stop.

Tortoise in Trouble

Me: Show me "Visiting a prison"

Also me: What did the tortoise do to get locked up?

ACLU of Georgia, Smart Justice Campaign

Just...no...

Hey Stock House, I need a few good funeral photos.

Sure, how about this one with pig entrails...

wtf?

DNA Jail

Show me “parents in prison”!

ACLU of Georgia, Smart Justice Campaign

Bad Cat

Getty, I need prison images.

ACLU of Georgia, Smart Justice Campaign

Communication Potato

Search: Cables on a spool

Stock house: Here is a potato

Superior Essex, In-Building
Wireless

Is one wheel enough?

Me: I need a wheelchair image.

Stock house: Here is a wheelbarrow.

Athlete?

Me: I need a disabled athlete photo.

Stock house: Here is an organic farmers market.

Me: You are very bad at this.

Too "stocky"?

Client: the stock images are too "stocky." Can you find one with a man looking over a mountain range?

Edible Communications

I need a cross-section of a house.

Superior Essex, Drop-Fiber Catalog

Mother of Transport Dragons

Getty, please show me “supply chain”.

Genuine Parts, Sustainability Report